GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND FINGOLFIN
OMG QUINN
Pretty sure this review was written for you.
“So much for escapist entertainment.” That actually might be the funniest thing ever written. “God damn it, BioWare has taken away my inalienable right to pretend these pesky non-straight people don’t exist!” I am sooooooo sorry that you had to encounter a bisexual character in a video game. This must be so hard for you. To get away from those awful, non-straight people, why don’t you go play ALMOST ANY OTHER GAME EVER?
I had SO MUCH elven butt sex with Zevran.
SO
MUCH
BUTTSEX.
(via lgbtlaughs)

