compostheap:

atornpaige:

hellschellsbells:

nopeaceofmindinyoursleep:

unemauvaisefille:

allycadaver:

In recent weeks, the GOP attack on contraceptives and women’s rights has been returning to the legislative tables, and causing a stir among women’s rights activists and media outlets nationwide.

Now it seems that many within the Republican party who strive to ban contraceptive use also see it as a necessity to prohibit the use of tampons, and seek to ban the sales of these and similar products as soon as possible.

Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA) recently put together an all male panel for discussion at the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform hearing on the contraceptive coverage rule and excluded women from the conversation. It seems that he is set to establish a similar group of men to discuss the use of tampons within a woman’s vagina.

It is unnatural for a woman to insert a foreign object into her body for the sake of stopping the menstrual flow. I, as well as several others seek to eliminate the sales of such objects. Women should let nature take care of itself the way that our Almighty Creator intended. To try to manipulate and control such an occurrence goes against God’s plan for women.

Initial drafts of this new legislation have already been brought before Speaker John Boehner (R-OH), and several other GOP Congressmen. It is likely to come to a vote as early as next month. If passed, tampons will no longer be available to sell or purchase, and women will have to find an alternative means to alleviate menstrual excreta.

Several Democratic Congresspeople are already petitioning in dissent of this new piece of legislation, and will not give up without a fight to preserve a woman’s right to take care of her own body as she deems most effective.

what a bunch of stupid fucks. 

maybe if they got the religious tampons out of their asses, they wouldn’t be so full of shit.

I will bleed on everything you love.

WHAT THE FUCK

WWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTT ISSSSSSSSSSSSS THHHHHIIISSSSS SSSSHHHHIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT

… I say we mail them used tampons.

EDIT: Oh thank god, this is fake/satire.