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Moo says the Girl

My name is Maggie and I am an artist.

If you're here for my artwork I suggest you follow my art blog instead as this blog is a mishmash of silliness and personal posts.

This blog can and will contain artwork (mine and others), personal posts, occasional fandom posts, cute animals, selfies, and social justice sometimes.

I am dealing with depression and anxiety and sometimes might talk about it.

If you ever need someone to talk to or share your problems with, my ask box is open to you.

Sep 25 '12

Reasons Why I Don't Drink With Anyone 21 And Under

  • Victoria: Man I think people who want to be cremated and have their ashes scattered somewhere are kind of dumb. Cause, like, what if you do it and the wind blows and knocks it all over the person pouring it?
  • Me: Ha ha like in the Big Lebowski.
  • Everyone Else: ...
  • Me: *cough* But no, have you heard this thing where you get cremated and they turn your ashes into a diamond and your loved ones can like... fucking WEAR YOU?
  • Nathaniel: Oh my gosh, I've heard of that, that is so awesome!
  • Me: And like... what if you you could actually live through that diamond and you see all the shit going on around you?
  • Nathaniel: If you get made into a diamond I'm going to steal you and lock you in a vault for a thousand years. What would you say to that?
  • Me: I'd probably pop out and say "AH, AFTER ONE THOUSAND YEARS I'M FREE! TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!!"
  • Everyone: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Everyone:
  • Me:
  • Everyone:
  • Me: OH FUCK YOU YOU YOUNG ASSHOLES, THAT JOKE WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW IT, AUGH.

9 notes

  1. stem-cell said: Infants, the lot of them.
  2. fleurdanslamour said: I love you. That’s all. Oh my gosh.
  3. hira536 said: Alpha! It’s time to find 5 teenagers with attitudes!
  4. daraius said: Oh my god! How do people not get the reference!?
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